The Piercing Truth

This is right from the dictionary and seems to describe Albuquerque, Berry and Schultz. Fascism (f ash ,izem) noun An authoritarian right wing system of government and/or social organization. (in general use) extreme right wing, authoritarian, chauvinistic and/or intolerant views or practices. Fascism tends to include a belief in the supremacy of one group over another, national, ethnic, especially social strata or monetarily; a contempt for democracy, an insistence on obedience to a powerful leader, and a strong demagogic approach. Compliments of one of our Eyes

Oct 8, 2012

The Proof is in the Pudding

For those that don't know, every Tuesday, APD's Chief Schultz holds a weekly staff meeting with all of his commanders, lieutenants, many sergeants, and senior civilian department personnel like Karen Salazar and Bill Slauson. Occasionally there are guest attendees like Nate Korn, proprietor of Kaufman's West, or others as well at this "Chief's Staff" meeting. This meeting has a set agenda which includes weekly reviews of significant events, unfolding challenges, new issues, and of course there is a weekly review of personnel. As anybody who works, or has worked with, Schultz knows that he is a stickler for certain details. Nobody can say that Chief Schultz does not involve himself in all matters of APD. From the MDT on his desk (which is more commonly found in an officer's patrol car) to the constant spread sheets with data, APD's Chief Schultz has a vast array of sensitive department data at his finger tips.

In addressing personnel concerns there is a weekly memo drawn up that identifies how many sworn officers in total there are on given week. Then there line items that address how many officers are on extended leave, are on injury duty, are on administrative leave. Directors of the the police academy also provide an update as to how many cadets are still in basic training, how many applicants have applied for the next class, how many applicants are having their background investigation being done, and how many conditional offers of employment have been extended for prospects to enter the next academy.

The point is, at any given week, Chief Schultz knows exactly how many officers are employed in APD, how many are leaving, and how many are coming in. Likewise, Chief Schultz knows exactly how many incidents of force there are pending bubble sheet review by his Operations Review lieutenant--this includes shootings.

Over the last week or so, our Eyes have been flooding us with internal memos and documents from recent and past "Chief's Staff" meetings. And what we have learned is alarming at least and shockingly frustrating at worst. Documents show us that when Mayor-elect Berry started his transition shortly after his election, Mayor Chavez's former Public Safety Director Pete Dinelli provided Mayor-elect Berry with a transition report. This report details that on October 13, 2009, APD had a total of 1,094 sworn officers. Then in a memo provided to us from the August 24, 2010 Chief's Staff meeting, the total sworn count of officers had dropped slightly to 1084. Now the latest personnel memo provided to us from the September 4, 2012 meeting shows us that 997 sworn officers. Our Eyes tell us that over one hundred additional officers will be retiring before next year's officer bid in late March/early April. In addition to these officers will be many high ranking officers including virtually the entire command staff will be leaving out the back door for greener pastures we are told.

While all of this manpower is fleeing APD like the sinking ship that it is, the department is not attracting many new candidates. As evidenced by this past Friday's graduation where not even a dozen new officers now go on to OJT training with Field Training Officers, the freshly minted officers are not being instructed under accepted standards of basic police instruction. Instead of an environment where the new officers will be trained to operate together as a unit and to experience stress so that they can cope with the experience out on the street, they are being handled like "students." While the APD Academy must follow the state's DPS curriculum in order to gain certification by the state, the delivery of that curriculum is at the discretion of the agency. Unlike NMSP or BCSO, or even docile DPS, APD's new approach is to create a learning environment absent of stress and structure. No longer do you here "Yes Sir" or "Sergeant" or "Lieutenant," but you hear "excuse me" and supervisors called by their first names! No longer is there "stress days" to help build cohesion or even D & C at lunch to identify weaker cadets. The current model is more akin to the FBI academy model where college graduates are turned into investigators who, when they need help, call upon the local police for the hands on work.

We at the Eye are not surprised about this at all. We've been addressing this concern since last March when we charted out that this year's patrol officer bid was a shocking step back from prior years. As any officer knows, the number of patrol officers at the start of the bid only dwindles as the months go on. As our intrepid friends at the city's paper noted as an after thought in a recent editorial, there is a manpower crisis looming upon APD. Well this manpower crisis is not looming--it's here. With less than 1000 officers currently employed, over a 100 leaving in the next few months, and upwards of two dozen command staff officers leaving as well, APD will be functioning with less than 900 officers very soon.

The city has grown, the department's budget has spiraled out of control (and not because of labor Mr. Perry), citizen confidence in the department is as bad as its ever been, and personnel staffing has fallen off of a cliff. Yet Chief Schultz stands there saying all is well and his assistant Mayor Berry boasts about APD's accomplishments. Albuquerque's city leaders have either failed to anticipate this challenge or they have been chronically indifferent about it. We think its a bit of both. Of course this will not be addressed by the local paper because that would mean criticizing their own. While we're sure Mayor Berry will "unremember" this as he likes to say. Our response is, we'll see.

Mr. Berry and soon to be Mr. Schultz, the proof is in the pudding and this recipe is losing its primary ingredient: sworn officers. To the rank and file, we say thank you! To Mayor Berry and Chief Schultz, the writing is on the wall.


93 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree with much of what you say here...the military is on the same track by the way, with regard to basic training.

I do question your insinuation that the chief shouldn't have an MDT on his desk. That sounds like some stupid union craft argument or something. He better damn well have one...he should run some calls every month too (just hope he won't need 82).

Anonymous said...

Yea, the proof is that a puddin head like the one we have now, can't lead water to it's lowest point! Where is the media on this?
With a fair estimate of 100 officers leaving and 60% of the command staff out the door with their stolen pensions, you could estimate with the matriculation of those to fill the missing do nothing command spots, there will most likely be 700 to 800 officers. That is not officers in the field. You will most likely see 300 officers bidding next year if APD is lucky. That's 300 officers for three shifts in six area commands! You do the numbers. That doesn't account for all the officers detailed out, on military leave, admin leave, out hurt, on fmla, vacation and sick and days off. That's 50 officers per area command in a perfect world. Divide those by three shifts and you have 16 officers per shift assigned. That's maybe 8 officers on the street per shift considering the above conditions, and that's being optimistic. The amount of officers tied up in court on daywork wasn't even factored into that! So that's maybe 30 to 48 officers per shift with some area commands at zero car on days where everyone is in court. Wow, yea, it's looking real good, Gotham! Ray is a liar and a spin doctor. That is all. HE says anything that sounds good for the minute. APD has already crashed, it's just time to see just how much it will burn now! Thanks to a bunch of lying cowards. But thank God he's so secure in his manliness that he dosen't mind liiking like a mallcop. He is a mallcop.

Anonymous said...

There are good applicants awaiting the chifs selection committee. But again politics takes the candidates out for what ever personal agenda someone has. This will never stop. This is how APD is ran, the good ol buddy system. The good ol buddy system catches up to a team in bout three years when they realize their buddy aint pulling his own weight. To late.

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Anonymous said...

If lies are being told about manpowers stats, then lies are being told on grant requests.
I believe lying to the feds is a felony.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Nate should go take some calls since he is so involved in APD Businesses.

BOYCOTT NATES. I drive by there several times a day and see 34 cars there all the time.

Anonymous said...

Why don't they put all the 34's who are sitting "on the inside" out on the street??? You really don't need them sitting at a desk doing clerical work.

Anonymous said...

The polygraph unit is a joke that ends the process for many good applicants a guess by Mark "I am burned out" Johnson. So many good applicants have been washed by Mark saying "you are manipulating the test". That's it. No other information, no investigation nothing. We need to drop polygraph and place those two lazy people back in the field. Rumor is Johnson was caught shopping on duty at a Wal Mart, in his department vehicle, a few months ago at 1 pm on a Thursday afternoon. He believed this to be OK as he can't be defined as a Monday through Friday 8 to 5 worker. What a joke. But did Ray do anything to him, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Because Mark is his buddy and he will do his bidding at Polygraph.

Do away with Polygraph and put those two people back in FSB.

Anonymous said...

I think the point about Ray's desktop KDT is that he knows what's going on yet claims stupidy all the time. He's the damn chief, he better have a desktop Kdt.

Anonymous said...

Today in the news today due to the vast number of officers leaving the Detroit Police Department, they asking to please not visit the city and if you do, visit at your own risk. Due to low wages for officers (low wages for officers in the second worst crime infested city in the nation!), their Chief quitting in disgrace, low morale and lack of adequate training has resulted in officers leaving in droves and finding work elsewhere. This senerio looks a little familiar Could this be Albuquerque's future fate???

board Member Breaaking Ranks said...

Why any cop would buy anything from Nate's place is beyond me. There is no bigger cop hater thn that little LEA board member.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't buy shit at nates house of overpriced unecessary bullshit gadgets. You can order anything he has at about a 25% discount from anywhere on the internet. Every one buying crap there is just another contributor to this mess in Albuquerque. He supports ray. That means he does not support officers. He can bullshit all he wants. This administration fabricates cases against anyone they see fit. They are dirty. Period.

Anonymous said...

Nate would wet his women's underwear if he had to answer a 911 call.

Anonymous said...

The 5th floor and everyone on it are a pestilence on the city of Albuquerque. The 11th floor is the foul smell of it.

Bunch of Donkeys.

Anonymous said...

I read that Detroit police article.
It seems that their DPOA has a few things that our union doesn't. A set of balls between their legs and the ability to use them to get their point across. The sense of right and wrong. The guts to stand up for their officers. No ball washing chief's cabin boys (Fat Boy).

Oh... But isn't APD better than Detroit? Or was it Seattle? Or maybe New Orleans? Who is APD better than Ray? Who in your feeble little wharped delusional, deceiving, perverted, mind? Who Ray? Who is APD better than Ray?
I'll bet that those departments at least let their officers receive awards that they have earned, instead of their freeloading chief and his band of qypsies getting a free trip on the taxpayers and cocktails on the backs of their employees.

Anonymous said...

Mark Johnson answers directly to Ray Ray so of course nothing will happen to him. They use outdated equipment that can be manipulted thats why we have so many problems with polygraphs.

Anonymous said...

Schultz go get your balls from Perry's office and your cash out and leave. Do us all a favor if you really love APD thats what you would do. Your fake awards given to you by your buddies is a sign of survival for you. Not to difficult to figure out.

Anonymous said...

Please don't use Detroit as an example of a great Union. Unions and Left wingers destroyed that city...literally wiped it out. There is no refuting that. But hey...their cops are happy.

Anonymous said...

@0943...right because non-union and right wingers have done wonders for ABQ. ABQ and NM are the armpit of the country thanks to non-union labor and Repubs.

Anonymous said...

LOL, have you been to Detroit 12:52?

Anonymous said...

12:52 Say goodbye to Obama

Anonymous said...

No, I've been here work'n my ass of in ABQ.

Anonymous said...

I go to Detroit every year just to get away from the political and high ranking police corruption in Albuquerque.

Anonymous said...

By the way 12:52...NM being an armpit has virtually nothing to do with right wingers or Republicans. This state has been run by Democrats for decades...really always. Same goes for most armpits...like Detroit, or Cincinnati or Cleveland. Really, you can name almost any scummy high poverty / high crime city in the US and it's probably ran by a Democrat.

Anonymous said...

WORDS OF THE DAY: Serial Purjurers

Anonymous said...

@0918 u mean like Albuquerque?

Anonymous said...

Scheming
Crafty
Aggressive (Passive)
Malicious

Don't let them con you.
The mayor and APD admisistration are a SCAM!

Anonymous said...

Heard that a dirty APD sergeant recently got sent home early from an east coast assignment because the feds were disgusted with him.

Anonymous said...

Surprise surprise...Joey's felony charges were nolle pros and now he is only facing misd dv charges. If he's found not guilty, expect this ass clown to get his job back.

Anonymous said...

Ray BOY is from Detroit!

Anonymous said...

Who is the Sgt that was sent home?

Anonymous said...

Chief's hatchet boy. Back to intel you rat dirty fuck.

Anonymous said...

What is Sigalas case number?

Anonymous said...

Would this be the douchebag liar inolved in the Ahrensfield case? If so, that sissy needs to prepare himself for prison.

Anonymous said...

That is the least of joey's worries.
Just wait till the NMSP finish with his thieving ass.

Anonymous said...

That incompetent asshat doesnt know what intelligence is.

Anonymous said...

U guys are as ADD as all get out. Getting BACK to the topic...the kinder gentler approach is going to fail as miserbly as it did before. TO: RAY SCHULTZ..Abq aint fuck'n Scotsdale. Its by and large a poor town with lots a drug issues. Its also a cross roads for interstate drug trafficking. Your change in policies will result in officers getting harmed and citizens getting victimized more frequently. Period.

Anonymous said...

Hope all these dirty fucks got them some fat wallets, because they are going to be paying out some hefty settlements out of their own pockets. Malfeasance, and wanton criminal conspiracy to commit obstruction of justice negates protection under indemnification concerning civil rights violations. When they go, the rest will follow suit. They will only lie till shown the proof they are caught red handed, which is coming, then deals will be cut. Seeya, fellas.
No rest for the wicked.
A lawsuit is coming so nasty that there isn't a number that can be put on it, and the plaintiff doesn't know the meaning of the word settle. One news group will be given exclusive, and it is the mother of all trainwrecks for APD.

Anonymous said...

We has metro judge christina argyus (sp) been. She has been out seven weeks. I know her father passed away, so sorry, and work has to go on. I know she went to a football game in Denver during that time. Anyone else in metro would not be allowed to take seven weeks of paid time if you don't have the time. We elected her and she is not doing her job. I am not voting for her for district court.

Anonymous said...

@4:12 please go back to your blog. I think it's called "I am a loser" dot com.

Anonymous said...

Yea, really....
WTF does the judge have to do with the price of dirty chiefs in China?
LOL.

Anonymous said...

to 4:12 PM. Take your bullshit political spinlsewhere. It is obvious that you are paid by the competition and you are trying to use this site to manipulate the vote. You are a pathetic piece of shit and a example of how politics has hit rock bottom in this country. Get a real job you bottom feeder! You are why this country is going to shit!

Anonymous said...

@4:12, because of you I'll vote for her. And I'll look up to see who her rival candidate was....

Anonymous said...

You all know that Schultz is SOOOOO happy that Dan Houston is finally getting heat for all of his BS he is doing down the hall.. TWO PEAS IN A POD.... TLC needs to do a total FLUSHING of the 5th floor and RID the city and county of all the turds..

Anonymous said...

iF sCHULTZ LIED ABOUT THE STATE FAIR ARREST WHY DOESN'T THE UNION FILE A IA AGAINST GIBBS SINCE GIBBS SAID IT. CALL IN SCHULTZ AND DEAR. BUT PROBABLY NOTHING WILL HAPPPEN AS USUSAL. THIS SITE IS GETTING STUPID

Anonymous said...

Because APOA are mostly pussies right Shawn?

Anonymous said...

I'm a bottom feeder just like you are ass hole.

Anonymous said...

Wow if someone allows a web site to decide who they are voting for--------thats all I gotta say.

Anonymous said...

Any state where the common practice of drivers in the passing lane is to drive slower than the other lanes AND then get pissed when other drivers call them on their bullshit is fucked up by definition. Berry, Schultz, White, Martinez etc are those stupid drivers in the fast lane. No wonder things are so fucked up.

Anonymous said...

Did the APOA see page 12 in the FOP Magazine that just came out. There are some tips on "Treasurer's Responsibilities." Seriously,they offer personalized expense vouchers, maybe we can contact them and get an idea of how everyone does theirs.

Anonymous said...

What's good for some isn't good for all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Channel 4 just did a story on BCSO chief Houston LYING. They just wrecked the guy with recorded interviews where he lied. What makes this guy different? This realy makes one wonder why they let the APD chief along with his Deputies lie and do nothing. Oh, I know why, The chief never calls out his crony media friends. Proctor is nothing but a biased hack piece of shit. Assholes like that guy can twist words and stories, leave out details, spin stories, and play politics for his buddy, but the minute that someone screws them over, they are crying for justice. This shitbag Proctor would burn his own family for a story. When are these assholes going to get that? That fucking idiot would be blackballed in a town where someone had a fucking brain. Don't talk to the guy. It's that easy. When you have no facts, you either make shit up, or wither away. Hit him in the wallet. Tell the crud nothing. When he fabricates something slanderous, sue him. He will get the message when he's writing for no one. Let his stories all end with "couldn't be reached for comment" because after all that's what the bitch puts whenever he doesn't want to hear from the other side anyway.
Don't get me wrong, I thing it is great that high ranking lowlifes are being exposed, but it needs to be done to all of them, not just the ones who Proctor can't call on their personal cell phones. Proctor is a yellow journalist, and the Journal is a one sided bottom feeding newspaper that wouldn't last a day in a real city with their grade school writing style and vindictive, "I'll get you back" childish passive aggressive attacks.
When they do this to Ray(I broke the window)Schultz, Paul(it was a judge's order)Feist, Allen (Totality of the investigation) Banks, and Beth(That's not what I said)Paiz, it will be another story. Till then, all of you filthy assholes deserve eachother.

Anonymous said...

No doubt a move to make Paiz the interim. Lets just call all these thugs CROMIES.

Anonymous said...

I would like to thank this site for showing everyone what is going on with the Albuquerque Police Department. It is a disgrace. Myself and everyone I know knows work elswhere. This just reinforces it.

Anonymous said...

No, they ate Kornies!!! And the journal, not fit to print on the paper it's published on, continues to show its bias. Kennedy over an experienced and respected Judge Vigil....hahahahahahahahahah, right and Schultz is the right man for the job! Lmfao! Only if you want local cover up expertise.....

Honey Badger said...

Slow news week! The news channels are actually doing stories on national headlines instead of idiots breaking car windows, and having their codependent minions lie about it.
The head chief mental masturbater is nowhere to be seen....
Oops..... He'll read this now, and find some bullshit to make himself magically appear in the news again like the phony lying attention WHORE he is, instead of shutting the fuck up, and getting the fuck out of here without further incident like most any other failure with half a functioning brain cell still working.

A lot of people sure are looking forward to the mayor's election next year, to throw that imbecil out of office too.

It's going to be nice seeing all the 5th floor bed bugs running out the back door, all of their punks scurrying for cover from all of those they've fucked now that their soft asses have no protection, and Virginia crawling over to blockhead Louie's office for a job, when she gets dumped like a greasy methane propelled excrement torpedo out the bombay, and into the porcelain pool.

Oh yea, there's intel and there's counter intel, and one motherfucker is about to know all about that.... Right? You wrangler, blazer, cowboy boot wearing village person. You fucking half sissy of a bosses cabin boy, blow job creep.

Someone got a cute little seed. They loved it and cherished it. It was their little project. They lavished it with love and attention. They thought about it every day. It was their everything, their whole world, their investment. They planned a feast on it's born fruit....

They lovingly planted their seed in their little garden, with all of their friends around them. They sang like Whos in Whoville. They watched and watered their seed as it sprouted, then left their public displays of hypocrisy back to their lives of deceit, criminal behavior, lies, adultery, whoreisms, and treachery.

Then.... along came some motherfucker who had it with their shit, and he pissed all over their seed.

Moral of the story. Know who you are fucking with, and put a port-a-potty in your little garden, because some people just don't give a shit.

The seed has mutated and now will never go away. Still hungry assholes?

Anonymous said...

I watched the presidential debate again last night. They must be taking lessons from the APD administration. JUST MAKE SHIT UP AND GO WITH IT. No wonder why truth does not matter anymore to these people.

Anonymous said...

Kornies?!?!?!?! That and "APD: Another Public Denial" funny ass shit. Another reason why the EYE is the best blog in town....good intel and funny as hell.

Anonymous said...

ALAMOGORDO, N.M. (AP) - A city-commissioned study says the Alamogordo Department of Public Safety is plagued by infighting and factionalism and the leadership inspires little confidence among subordinates.

The above story was just covered on KOB. We don't hear much about Alamagordo, yet this kind of study was done there. APD has been headline news with the escapades of Chief Schultz and his deputies, yet it is ignored. The biggest city in the state and they do a study like this in Alamagordo.
Who is protecting these malfeasants?

Anonymous said...

Just how many "trips" has Ray and his command staff taken this year? He seems to be gone more than he is here. This is a blessing, but it is also a waste of taxpayer money. APD has problems and leaders should stay in town and lead. Not go out of town with all their buddies on the taxpayers dime. The city council needs to stop all out of town trips for Ray and friends for the next 12 months. All he is doing is using these trips to go to job interviews. Taxpayers should not be paying for this crap.

Anonymous said...

This is how messed up this department is. Valley Area Command gives the Officer of the Year Award to a Sgt. SERIOUSLY. They couldn't find a single P1/c who had better stats than a Sgt?

In case the Chain doesn't know, a Sgt and P1/c are not the same. You will never get the work you did outta your people. We battle downtown drunks Thursday thru Saturday and we don't see the Sgt of the year down there.

This was strickly a self promoting issue. I hope all the Sgt's like taking calls because we are not c4'ing Sgt's anymore in the Valley.

The Regulator said...

Politicians only care about what it looks like.

This is why they have no clue of what justice is about, nor the issues of right and wrong, for that matter. How they look themselves in the face in the morning, is another disgusting matter. More proof that they are subhuman. Point of information: You become a politician as soon as you get your first appointed position as commander, for the majority of them. The few that don't, rarely make it further.
In police work, many don't choose to be cops. They want to wear makeup, costumes, and fantacize about being some CSI television cop while wearing their badges on their belts exposed with their 2 spare magazines and their cool 1911 because all the tactical cool motherfuckers who don't know jack shit have one. That's right folks, we have cops who think that shiny trinkets make them cops. That's why they can't make a decision on the street when it needs to be done. Nothing like making yourself the first target to be shot in the back when a bad guy picks you because you want to be cool and impress everyone with your undercover cool guy copness. The point of being in plain clothes is to be inconspicuous. Nobody wants to be inconspicuous. That is the problem here. APD is full of individual jackasses who want to make a name for themselves on the backs of everyone else. This phoney baloney bullshit is the basis for alot of crap around here. We have PIO's with absolutely no experience, who every day thought that court was a fucking fashion show. Go be a peacock at the fucking biopark if you want to do that shit. Nobody cares. What do they know about being a cop? The only things they are saying, is what they are told to say. Does that feel good being someone's puppet, knowing that the reward that you will attribute as an accomplishment came from letting someone put something in your mouth? Funny, isn't it? When you get something you don't deserve, it is always the result of letting someone put something in one of your orfaces whether figuratively or literally. We have other ones who are known back stabbing shit talkers, you wouldn't trust with taking out your trash. We have people running inside the first chance they get. We have people licking the boots of the occupiers of top positions on the police department when they aren't even qualified to shine boots themselves. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't let the weak bags of shit carry a pail of piss for me. you.

Fucking beauty ring cops.

The regulator said...

Rant Pt. 2

Where are the cops? They are gone. When you don't have the balls to speak out against the nerds who were failures as officers on the street, and now take their feelings of inadequacy and impotence out on those they took test to oppress, it's over. What is failing to be realized is that when you strip these pussies of their stars and gold trimmed pussywear, they are more feeble than the weakest uneducated moron hanging on a street corner. Take it all away, and they are absolutely nothing. A negative number in the graphing equation. A fucking zero. They are nothing but a puddle of piss. In the end, all you have is your reputation and what you were. This is where APD has failed. Some of these people are the biggest groups of armed highschoolers there are. There is no excuse for pulling your pants down in stairwells, evidence lockers, in offices and in patrol cars with your scum bag training officer, a commander or anyone else for that matter. A blind eye is turned to all of this. No, actually it is all rewarded. The perpetrators of all of this disgusting behavior are rewarded with plush assignments and promotions. One of the motherfuckers is in internal affairs. What we have here folks is a vicious circle of enabling behavior. This micricosm of a department, with limited life experience, and a culture much like a fucking fraternity led by fools is the issue. The slate needs to be wiped clean from commanders on up, in order to end this nonsense because those wharped individuals standing next in line thinking they deserve the spots that are coming up are just as bad, if not worse.

The quiet isn't going to save you.

If I see one more 140lb metrosexual cop walking out of starbucks with their mocha latte and dippity dew in their fucked upo hair I am going to embarrass

Anonymous said...

The Regulator should be chief if not APOA president!!!

Anonymous said...

the regulator is a true american who tells it like it is!

Anonymous said...

I'm with Regulator,

Seem's Metro Sexual, big sun glass wearing, Jersey shore idiots are what the Dept are looking for. Buncha spoiled punks playing cop.

The Regulator said...

There are things in this world that can't be explained by the rational mind. APD is not one of them. We know who the problem is. Rationality is ignored. Their minds are wharped.
Explainations are ignored. One equation is about to change.



Signed:
The Regulator

Anonymous said...

Tick Tock

Kaiser Soze said...

Dear Mr/Ms Regulator

The problem is systemic. You cannot pin it down to any one person or any group of people. The whole thing needs to be scrubbed down with bleach and exposed to sunlight for complete disinfection. Anything less is just asking for a chimera affect. You like to blame one group and then you blame another group and then you blame one person but you don't identify the problem. I enjoy your writing style and how you frame your entries. Very entertaining but so are gossip sites and that is what the Eye has become. Regards, Kaiser Soze

Anonymous said...

The regulator must be the only person who matters on this blog because I know a lot of people who have made comments and the comments are not getting posted. No one cares about the regulator posting about how great he/she is.

The Regulator said...

The Regulator is great!


Signed,
The Regulator

Anonymous said...

I care about The Regulator. She/he is a helluva more interesting than you ya little spinster 1245.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like ya'lls workplace really stinks...suck to be you.

Anonymous said...

Regulator is a little man who regulates nothing. In his little feeble mind he may think he does but he is an envious, uneducated individual who can do nothing in life but stand on the sidelines.

@930 is a Wimp said...

@930, hmmmmm, nah. You're wrong.

The Regulator said...

9:30......
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!

Now that was a good laugh.

Now... tell us all what is there to be so jealous of?

The looks of ya'll?!?!?
Scarecrow, turkeyneck, broom hilda.....Should I go on?
Yea, jealous of a bunch of greasy haired surviving afterbirths with faces.

Jealous of the reputations you all have???? Now that must be it.
LIARS, criminals, pieces of shit who have no honor, the laughing stock of the city, an embarrassment to the world of law enforcement, total failures as (I don't even know what to call you disgraces because you aren't even close to leaders). Cowards who need to hide behind a title and position. Cowards who wouldn't survive a day in the private sector, because your lazy theiving ass would then have to do real work for a living. Posers who were assigned for a year or two on the street, and hid from work the whole time you were out there before you placed a wang in your mouth, washed it out with the kool aide, then promoted to clerk typist with a gun and gold trinkets hanging dangling from your soup sandwich of a uniform. A poser who gets off telling everyone they are a cop, yet would piss themself, and shoot someone for yelling at them too loud. A pathetic little worm, who when this is all over for them, their worst nightmare is being called mister because they have impotence and inadequacy issues still haunting them from their potty training days and they can't fathom not having someone lick their flappy fatty ass while lying for them, covering up their corruption, and ruining an entire agency. Should I be jealous of people who are laughed at, and whom an entire police department has not an ounce of respect for? A FAKE! Should we all be jealous of people who can't even write a report, testify truthfully under oath, or honorably stand up any of the atrocities that they have carried out in court what they get their asses sued off and embarassed to the point of total humiliation by the plaintiffs attorneys??? Should we all be jealous of top police officials who continue to cost the city millions of dollars in lawsuits for their punk child like vindictive retaliatory acts??? Should we be impressed with a person so physically and mentally weak they refuse to admit when they are wrong? Should we be impressed with an arrogant coward? Should we be impressed by a coward who is afraid to do what is right? Should we be impressed by a group of people who only hang around like minded individuals who mirror the above? Every single last one of them. Should we be impressed with vile creatures who can't even affore a hotel room, but choose to carry out adulterous disgusting acts in the work place along with the top brass who cover for them because they are one in the same?

So tell us....
Because I have more respect for an insect than I do your heroes. I have more respect for a corn laden turd floating in the commode than I do the syndicate that you kneel to.

Or should we respect you, the one holding the piss bucket, wiping the overspray off their shoes when they get up from SITTING on it, then handing them a towel before they leave?

When you wake the fuck up from your dream let us know. Your Camelot is over. Enjoy it now. Everything comes in cycles. APD is in it's Menstrual one now. The shit is getting douched. Got it bag? It's going to be a shame for ya'll when integrity comes back.
Listen to this. "Will the defendant please rise?" Get used to hearing that.

Signed,
The Regulator...
Watching from the sidelines as you imbecils burn yourselves to the ground

Anonymous said...

@ 9:30,
I told you to stop eating those burr-eat-oohs before bed. 9:30 is toolate for that shit you fat little one. Now clean the keyboard off ya slobbbbbbbbbbbb!!!!

Anonymous said...

The Regulator is obvioiusly manning this site no other comments get posted. Anything negative about the regulator gets posted.

Anonymous said...

The fifth floor mission ststement:

Propagands is the deliberate systematic attempt to shape perceptions, manipulate cognitions, and direct behavior to achieve a response that furthers the desired intent of the propagandist.

LIARS

Anonymous said...

@11:09...i don't get what you're saying. You accuse the the big R of running this site because nothing negative gets posted about him/her, yet there your comment and the others are.... You must be simply retarded huh?

The Regulator said...

11:09,
Get a grip!
Who are the hoards getting censored?
My... are their words being silenced like your chief does to his employees and to the truth? Better check that confidentiality agreement that you signed before walking into the cesspool of a 5th floor. There is something very wrong when someone wants you to sign a confidentiality agreement before you get to work with them.

Thanks for your kind words.

Signed,
The Regulator,
The Uneducated one standing on the sidelines manning this site.

P.S, Please help me, I'm having identity issues now. You are as bad as the chief with your contradictions and flip flopping.

Am I the feeble mind regulating nothing, or am I the one manning this site? Which is it?

Anonymous said...

the regulator is sexy, therefore is untouchable!

Anonymous said...

The regulator must look like barboa since that is what barboa says about himself. gobble gobble it is turkey time.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of fat slobs and burr-eat-ohs, anybody know what's up with that lawsuit against TJ? Did Kornhole fund SID as well?

Anonymous said...

I love how these little mushrooms pop up, try to criticize an honest, and often funny, poster, only to get their ass handed to them and they slink away back to where they came from. Thanks for playing pussies. Well done Regulator!!!

The Regulator said...

Mushrooms have no fiberous reinforcement. They splatter like a turd when you step on them. Then when you get them stuck in your boot tread, you just take a walk over to the grass and brush them out just like that turd. Their stench still stays around a while, so don't track their sorry asses around or risk spreading their vile spores. The bigger the mushroom, the bigger the mess.
Oh, yea, they burn and shrivel up when the sun shines on them.
Either way, they are only good for fertilizer. From shit... TO shit.

Anonymous said...

R n R Regulator is a rookie

Anonymous said...

Hey Regulator.....shut the hell up.....your weak attempt at sounding insightful and clever is freakin boring........go back to being an insignificant in "real life"....you remind me of a fat bag of ass named medina

Anonymous said...

@0830....hahahahahahahahahahahahaha....right you lil p-s-a.

Anonymous said...

Commander Medina! Hahaha SWAT commander hahahaha may I say more. Fat fuck.

Anonymous said...

"APD's new approach is to create a learning environment absent of stress and structure. No longer do you here "Yes Sir" or "Sergeant" or "Lieutenant," but you hear "excuse me" and supervisors called by their first names! No longer is there "stress days" to help build cohesion or even D & C at lunch to identify weaker cadets."

Please tell me you are joking? I sit and read this and only wonder what will happen in the form of liability for APD. I can picture two scenarios playing out here. #1) New recruit gets out on the streets and confronts an angry citizen. Citizen tells the APD, now rookie, to go to hell. APD officer gets in his car and leaves the scene leaving the citizen to feel impowered to raise his level of violence and hurts someone. #2) APD, now rookie, arrives on scene and angry citizen tells him to go to hell, rookie feels a sudden surge of rage come over him/her and beats the crap out of someone because they weren't taught how to control their emotions when being yelled at. Thank goodness APD will have some veterans who have been on long enough to smack the rookie up side the head. Thank goodness I will be gone from this state when those veterans start to retire and the full effect of choices like this won't hit for some years to come.
Hang in there Officers of the APD, I recognize that your Chief is a temporary employee and that the lower rank and file are the true APD.

Anonymous said...

TO the pussy criticizing the "Regulator" ... you are truly a pussy. Go ahead and defend Schultz, Feist, Banks, Virginia "Kathy" Levy, and all the rest of the wannebe cops. Sounds like you're gonna be strung out over a barrel FatHam when the Journal detataches itself from that lawsuit and leaves you hanging with the bag. OR is this all-talk WIlloughby? I told you to wear a pink shirt at the next APOA meeting and you wussed out...

Anonymous said...

The scum that are running APD (into the ground) are setting in motion a death sentence for the city of Albuquerque with their attempt to cover the shit they have been doing by throwing the blame on training, and pissing in the academy training. This city is the largest in the state, and this is a boarder state. When these half assed sissies graduate with absolutely no survival skills and run into cartel (yes they are here) it is all over. Schultz sold out the safety of this entire city with his bullshit academy of peace and love, in order to hide from the DOJ coming in and finding out about all of the corrupt bullshit he's been up to since his dirty ass has been here.

The next chief needs to come in, fire the academy head, place an experienced street cop in there,(not some asshat with 5 years in the foothills and a couple caliber press seminars under their belt) hold integrity as a priority, and move forward. This chief is a failure and his failures fan out like the ripples in a pond effecting everyone, even when his worthless ass is long gone, in another state, collecting his pension that he surely didn't earn. What a disgrace.

One only has to ask to know just how fake they all are: Why all the changes now? This lying chief has bragged since taking office that APD has had the best training in the nation. NOW, there is a problem. Give us all a break chief moron. Resign like half a man, walk away, and let someone competent try to salvage what you have destroyed and defiled. You arrogant punk.

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