****UPDATE****
It seems the brain trusts running the city just can't get enough public exposure of their idiocy. While up to 1,500 protesters gather in outrage against Berry and Perry's failures of leading the city and APD, local and national news are probing their actions like a newly licensed proctologist....
http://krqe.com/2014/06/19/apd-hoped-child-porn-case-scrutiny-would-fade/ (where PIO hack Blair, Eden, Levy, Perry and others conspire and actively work to spin another department failure. If they don't take responsibility why should anybody else!)
http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/20/us/albuquerque-police-investigation/index.html?hpt=hp_t2 (where Eden and APD's failure gain national attention as the lead story on CNN. Again. How's that for bringing the department into disrepute?)
http://www.abqjournal.com/414086/news/apd-chief-apologizes-for-method-of-communication-in-order-on-officer-doj-talks.html (Where Eden once again gets caught saying what he really thinks but then lies and backtracks.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3SbEcCwuGE (Where many of these problems all began. Geez, Albuquerque and you actually reelected Berry and company!?)
(The below narrative is a covert extrapolation of events that most likely have happened. You see it's not possible that anything this sordid could've really occurred in a professional law enforcement organization.)
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WOLFIE: Well we did it, we pulled it off didn't we?
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: We sure did snookims!
WOLFIE: I mean who woulda guessed that when I was hired almost two years ago, not only would I be saying the same thing with another academy class two years later, but I'd be shagging the department's lie detector!
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: I'm sure we listened to Uncle Ray Ray, he's the...sigh....master!
WOLFIE: You can say that again! I mean, who else can tell a lie, then tell another lie and make it seem like the new lie is news?!?!
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: Wolfie, I'm not following, you know, that logic stuff gets me lost!
WOLFIE: I'm sorry babe. Let me get some crayons and sketch it out for you. In July 2012 I said we were going to do away with all that GI Joe crap at the police academy. All that yelling and PT and discipline scares me. So we made the academy just like a montessori school. We share and learn from each other. But the funny thing is, these cadets get all crazy on the streets and shoot and Taze everything that moves. So guess what, we just started another cadet class. And we made it even MORE montessori like!!! And my buddy Kent at the Albuquerque Journal ran a front page story saying that it's a "new" training program!
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: I'm so proud of you Wolfie! You mean, you didn't change anything in 2 years and Kent did a front page article making it sound like you did something new!?! You sure did learn a lot from Uncle Ray!
WOLFIE: See, here's a pic of my little cadets, kitten:
WOLFIE: "Fit"?
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: Right that's what I mean!
WOLFIE: Ummm, no they're not but that's ok. We don't really want police officers in shape anyway. And besides, I'm untouchable. Remember when I told Perry I was gonna do whatever I want to do when that idiot cadet from the last class dimed me out!?
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: I sure do Wolfie. The never of that little girl. Trying to expose all to what we have going with our little club. I also like what else you learned from Uncle Ray.
WOLFIE: What's that sugar?
POLLY THE POLYGRAPHER: You know, it's how you used your position to get into, um positions with, me. I just adore you. I mean here you are, the director of the Albuquerque Police Academy. And you fall right into APD's culture of keeping our own. Nevermind that I was a polygrapher for the department and super important step in recruitment. You just pushed all that ethical nonsense aside, kicked your wife to the curb, and well....isn't it time for some of Uncle Ray's nature at play scenarios?
WOLFIE: I think it is shnookims!
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