****UPDATE****
Thanks to one of our legal-EYEs it seems, Mr. Perry has some more explaining to do. You see as a licensed attorney he is bound to certain rules of professional conduct. Two of those rules involve avoiding any appearance of impropriety. Another is operating when there is a conflict of interest. As we all know, an officer involved shooting scene is an ACTIVE investigation, and as an attorney, Mr. Perry has no business being at such an active scene no matter how "fantastical" he things he is. And for Mr. Perry, who also sits on the city's lawsuit claims review board, as a participant and witness to the shooting scene, he now has conflicted himself out from weighing in on the matter.
Is there really any difference between Perry showing up at shooting scenes and White showing up at an accident scene? In fact, we think there's probably more of a reason for White to be present than for Perry under any circumstances!
In short, Mr. Perry's actions have create MORE liability for the city not less. Now we know, Mr. Perry has little interest in following rules, nevermind any ethics, but perhaps it's time he be called before the state bar's disciplinary board for review of his, rather "fantastical" conduct. Here's a link to the Bar's complaint page:
http://www.nmdisboard.org/ComplaintAboutLawyer.html
"Dissemination of information" is what the city of Albuquerque's highest paid employee stated recently when asked why he was showing up at APD officer involved shooting scenes.
CAO Rob Perry has established quite a pattern of being in places he shouldn't be and knowing he shouldn't be. In November 2010, he walked through the unprocessed death scene of prominent civil rights attorney Mary Y.C. Han.
Then the following summer, he aided then chief's chief, Darren White in his handling of the media circus following White's actions at his wife's car crash.
Then reports started flowing in about Perry showing up at officer involved shootings and interfering with the investigation as he ordered people around and yelled at them.
Then our Eyes tell us he showed up at the recent shooting at 2nd NW/Arvada, after being brought there by a driver (our Eyes say it was his son) and was clearly intoxicated. Mr. Perry, we are told, screamed at Eden, yelled at officers across the street, and was guarded by perpetual shield of deputy chiefs.
Then while citizens went to meet with Mayor Berry in mass, Perry taunted and provoked them. Officers tell us he belittled people by calling them "son" and "chief."
We're curious as to why these antics have been allowed to continue. Had any of these incidents involved a P 1/C they'd have already been reassigned to the Prisoner Transport Unit or fired. Yet with Perry, it's pass after pass. We at the Eye are calling for an immediate mental health evaluation before Perry does something to truly harm himself or god forbid others. You see, this type of behavior only grows and becomes more aggressive when unchecked. Which as can be seen in the image below, Mr. Perry has found time to go to a local gym on the westside to workout during the day AND sign up for Zumba classes. Geez Rob, really?
On second thought, forget about the transport to 2600 Marble NE, let's see what else this summer brings, it should be interesting....
Thanks to one of our Eyes, here's a video of Mr. Perry's testimony before city council last week:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTMoIDrIjk4
60 comments:
Zumba?! LOL! Perry's workouts are with a rocks glass at Vintage 423 where Jason Daskalos let's him drink for free. So many reports of Perry getting just shit-faced there and then driving away. Either to a crime scene or "Zumba". Hahahaha!
Berry gave this ass a 30% pay raise? Taxpayers are paying this Chief Administrative Drunk and unethical fool $180,000 a year, which is far more than he ever earned in private law practice with Paul Kennedy. Now Perry is settling frivolous lawsuits with Kennedy costing the city millions. Reporters actually were commenting on Perry's apparent drunken state at the 2nd and Arvada shooting and still did not report it or confront Perry or for that matter Berry about it.
When you take a look at the last budget, you will see that Mayor Berry has only 6 full time employees under him. Rob Perry has managed to consolidate power, has his own budget that is three times that of the Mayor and Perry has close to 30 employees under him. Perry is running the City and APD into the ground while our clueless Mayor hides in his office with two security doors to protect him.
City Councilor Don Harris is the only licensed attorney on the Albuquerque Council. Harris is also a former Assistant City Attorney. Harris knows full well the applicable provisions of the lawyers code professional conduct and knows full well that Perry has no business being out at crime scene investigations let alone to be giving orders and disseminating information to the press. You think he would clue in that blockhead Brad Winter who stood up for Rob Perry at the meeting. Yet when you watch the video link of the City Council meeting, Harris just sits there, makes no comments or objections to Perry's outlandish remarks and conduct. What a worthless excuse Don Harris is as a City Councilor and he is some what of an embarrassment to the legal profession. And poor Ken Sanchez, tries to make a point with his line of questioning of Perry but is as about as effective as tits on a boar.
You would think that if the ACLU has enough time to complain about undercover surveillance of protesters, they would have enough time to file a Disciplinary Complaint against Rob Perry going to officer involved shooting to give orders.
Is Vintage Bar Greek Mafia owned?
Now this is going somewhere.
There seems to be a lot of Greek mafia influence in ABQ.
This little circle of the same old individuals seem to be always involved with each other.
What happened with Schultz. Why is he outta the crosshairs. Where has he been and his fling Karen Fisher?
City Attorney David Tourek is a former Assistant District Attorney and former Assistant Attorney General who worked for State Risk Management and latter Gary King. Tourek apparently has also forgotten the ethics code for attorneys or chooses to ignore ethical violations when he does not tell Perry just how out of line he is by interfering with investigations and disseminating information to the news media. Tourek likes to brag to all he can retire any time he wants because he has over 26 years of service and he is also independently wealthy from his investments. Tourek could do the right thing and tell Perry to cool it, but Tourek could careless so long as he draws his salary and does little work and keeps his brother in law attorney Stephen French awash in city contracts. Very pathetic!
I agree. Everyone who has been wronged by Kathryn Levy needs to meet up, and get on one page. They then need to put their valid ethical and criminal gripes down on paper and file a massive bar bitch on this malfeasant, lying travesty of a lawyer.
I believe Robert Woolever's arbitration hearing is coming up soon. I will find out when, but if you want to see levy, Schultz, peck, and the rest of these liars cement themselves into the lies they have told, that hearing will be your biggest chance to see it bright and clear. They are caught, and there is no way out of what they did to those officers. Now that they see this posted here, they will probably try to run away from it or cancel it like they do to everything when they are caught. I wouldn't want to be any of them after KRQEs story where they proved Schultz lied and falsified police reports on those guys.
That is the sole case they are keeping Levy around for because that is the case that is going to take them all down.
I just saw that the ABQ Biopark is breaking ground on a new Bugarium. Eden, Levy, Perry and Berry can move right in. The ABQ Biopark Bugarium Liearama.
What say you, ACLU.
Bring the war to this Perry guy.
He is the problem here.
Please list the date time and location of Woolever's arbitration hearing. There are people who want to see Levy in action, document her misrepresentations of case law and lies. The bullshit with this woman needs to end. I will be bringing a few friends to watch this. After getting caught lying and falsifying police reports you would figure the city would try to make this right. I guess they won't be happy until they bankrupt themselves.
These people need to go. They hired their unqualified friend to be APD's Chief and when he failed, they just started hiring asst chief's, dep chief's, majors, PIO and Sissi Meranda Signs of all people, an idiot to help this worthless Eden out. How much more money are they going to spend and how many more worthless friends will they hire.
The citizen need to get rid of these people.
The Sheriff's Dept just had an election and the people got rid of that clown Houston who was an embarrassing idiot! He has cost the county millions in taxpayer money. The pool running against him was extremely weak, but they still threw him out on his arse! NM has too many dirty politicians, now minus Houston, Berry, Perry and crew up next!
Albuquerque and New Mexico at the bottom again!
Brookings: Albuquerque in double-dip recession
The area is dead last among the 100 largest U.S. metro areas in terms of its recovery from the recession, Brookings said.
This is exactly what happens when you create a culture of corruption as Martinez and Berry have created. They were supposed to make government more efficient. Instead what they have done is gut government and funneled the last of the money remaining to their elite circle, like Perry’s and Eden’s exorbitant salaries for their incompetent performance. Even Nieto, the president of Mexico, has figured out that the corruption is preventing investors from bringing business into the economy and is cleaning up its government. It’s time the citizens of NM demand that the corruption STOP as it’s killing this economy. Everybody is leaving and no one wants to invest here. Can you blame them?
The only way we will get this fixed is WE THE PEOPLE demand better leaders and an ethical and honest government NOW!
www.bizjournals.com/albuquerque/news/2014/06/25/brookings-albuquerque-in-double-dip-recession.html
And I question the real estate statistics in this article. Is it another manipulation by the Martinez/Berry propaganda machine? In my area, asking prices of homes a year ago were approximately $130 a square foot. Now they are ASKING less than $80 a square foot. Monitor weekly and watch the asking prices, how many homes are listed and how many homes have their asking prices reduced in your neighborhood at www.swmls.com if you want to know the REAL story.
Here are a couple of forums where we can unite to discuss and address the crisis in NM and Albuquerque.
http://www.topix.com/forum/albuquerque/TP6I32V2E42QIA9OB/p304#lastPost
And at the site below, Ratonian has a comment worth your time:
http://www.topix.com/forum/albuquerque/T9M6DL7DEHHSTEBJE
LET’S UNITE AND START FIXING THIS CRISIS!
I dont know of a single time in the last decade, except this most recent protest, that all five member of Intel were in the field ON THE SAME CASE. I do remember it being policy that not all Intel be in the field at once in.case something like Christopher Chase were to happen. Maybe the RTCC took care of that aspect.
Someone needs to request the FBI audit the NCIC logs of all CIU and RTCC staff, along with any Accurint, Linx, CLEAR, databases, social media searches done thru their private accounts, and their duty and private smart phones on the day of the protest and thru the week after.
Lets see if every license plate and person attempt to identify can pass the legal test. Dont bother IPRA it though. They will claim work product.
We have to demand the FBI do the audit.
Perry, after listening to your full interview which can be viewed below, you are clearly the classic over-controlling alcoholic. Since you don’t seem to get it, let me explain it to you. WE DON’T NEED AN ABQ NSA DOING SURVEILLANCE. WE NEED HONEST GOVERNMENT AND COMMUNITY-BASED POLICING. YOU ARE NOT THE GUY FOR THIS JOB. YOU NEED TO GO! Why don’t you just go into rehab and deal with your problem rather than creating one for Albuquerque.
Great job Jeff, Katie and KRQE!
http://krqe.com/2014/06/25/top-city-official-surveillance-of-protesters-was-lawful/
And if they try to take your cell phone like they have in the past, they’ll be violating your rights.
Supreme Court: Warrant needed to search cell phones
http://www.koat.com/national/supreme-court-warrant-needed-to-search-cell-phones/26655210
Absolutely shocked at this mornings Journal article "APD Consent Decree is Under Wraps For Now" and that it is going to take 6 months to negotiate. Why is the DoJ withholding its demands from the public who ultimately will be footing the bill? Why is Berry and the City Council not demanding full disclosure of what DoJ wants in the first place seeing as we are paying consultants up to $500,000 to Berry's experts to negotiate? It also looks like the City Council will be out in the cold and will not be involved the negotiations nor approval of the final Consent Decree.
What the hell are we negotiating?? The case is NOT in court, the City is not under any court order of confidentiality for negotiating and the DoJ demands should not be withheld from the public or the press. The proposed consent decree is a public document presented to the City, just like the original DoJ report, and it should be released immediately! Berry has pledge transparency, so he should go ahead an give out copies of the proposed consent decree he has so all can see and judge for themselves.
Shit is going to catch up with that Peck.
Why is everybody surprised. These assmuffins lie like they breathe. Berry said we were turning the corner with economy last fall. Lie. Apd was one of the best depts in the country. Lie. The budget is healthy. Lie. We're working with doj. Lie. We are transparent. Lie. We are good fiscal stewards. Lie. We have integrity. Lie. We have ethics. Lie. He broke our contract and broke our ass but you suckers got out and voted him back in. Buck Ferry!
Hmmm, the Independent Review Officer, Ms. Robin Hammer is also, still, a licensed NM attorney, I don't know why.
Ms. Hammer also goes to OIS scenes and no doubt taints the candor of the conversation by her mere presence, I don't know why.
And Ms. Hammer also sits on the city's lawsuit claims review board, I don't know why.
IT is also true that Ms. Hammer's actions are ultimately the responsibility of the de-facto Mayor, Mr. Rob Perry.
Can it be we have a pattern and practice here of attorney ethics violating conflicts of interest??
I don't know why not.
Perry did look like a total dumb shit on TV, but it's going to be up to the citizen's of ABQ to get rid of these dumb shits they elected. As listed above, the citizens booted Dirty Dan Houston out on his rear. This shows the power of the people as a sitting sheriff has not lost an election, well, except that crook Gallagher another crazy dumb shit just like Houston who could never even be elected to dog catcher now. I hope they take out crazy Dan's top staff as well and start over.
So it's up to the citizens to throw Berry and Perry out!
NM Black Humor said.....
Fairy Berry says: Did anybody notice that I put the fairy dust over APD to stop killing citizens? Yesterday was a good example of this. I want credit for this! APD actually didn’t violate their rights and instead captured them alive. I want a pat on the back and good job!
Concerned Citizen says: Now we’ll have to watch Brandenburg to see if she actually sends the message to criminals that they will be brought to justice for stealing cars and trying to escape from officers. We’re watching you, Brandenburg!
Fairy Berry, when are you going to put the fairy dust over Perry and order him to get rid of that Macho – MeBully-I’m-in-control-and-don’t-you-forget-it attitude? It’s not going to work anymore and you’d better get him to change his attitude or fire his ass!
Did anyone listen to the statements given by the two cowards that shot Boyd on channel 4?
So now you can shoot someone when you "think" they are going to do something? Several yards away with rock obstacles in between 40 officers and Boyd and these cowards were afraid. Then Perez says when he came out of recoil from his third shot, he saw Boyd turn. Give me a break. He turned his back way before that. There was no reason to shoot that guy. None. He took no step forward.
Sow now if someone has a knife in their hand, that is enough. What happen to an articulable threat or the person advancing?
THIS IS WHAT LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS COME TO. YOU CAN HAVE IT. COPS THESE DAYS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF JUMPY SISSIES.
IF YOU ARE AFRAID, GET ANOTHER JOB. RESIGN, BECAUSE YOUR PAYCHECK IS NOT WORTH SOMEONE UNJUSTIFIABLY GETTING KILLED BECAUSE YOU ARE PERPETUALLY AFRAID.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/video-shows-south-carolina-deputy-crying-after-shooting-70-year-old-man/
The article about the new cadets last week summed it up perfectly. This generation of crybabies spends the whole first half of their sheltered lives behind a computer screen talking shit on facebook, then they wet their pants when someone is standing in front of them telling them to repeat it. They can communicate with a keyboard, but melt down during face to face communications. Most of them have never been in a fight. You can see this attitude in the CAO. This guy has been insulated from an attitude adjustment and has been getting away with his bullshit for so long that his arrogance shows it. And if someone were to say a peep to the punk, he would have everyone and their mother there to press charges. This is what we have here. A bunch of punks and bullies who hide behind their positions and will twist and make up shit to screw anyone who has anything to say or do about it.
Most men would have walked out into the mayor's office and after seeing the protesters, would let them have their say, explain that the mayor was not there, talk to them, then explain that they had to leave. At the most, if they failed to listen officers could then have escorted them out. Not this punk bully crybaby Perry. He taunts them, provokes them and pushes their buttons, knowing that if someone had face checked him he would just sit back and watch the officers beat the shit out of everyone, then play the helpless victim just like he did when he was kicked out of the shelter for his puppy petting bullshit. Anyone notice this guy's mannerisms and how his actions are always benign and for the good of all mankind when he gets called out. Not once has this asshat owned the bullshit he has pulled. It is always excuse after excuse for out of control behavior. The proper investigators need to interview everyone on the Arvada shooting scene and ask the proper questions. Where did you come from that night mister Perry? Were you drinking Mister Perry? Who was driving you mister Perry? Why were you being driven Mister Perry? Who's car did you arrive in Mister Perry? Why were the DCOPs getting between you, the officers and their council? Did you scream at the Lawyer for the officers and why? Did you order officers to give a criminal statement that night then when they declined, order them to give a Garrity statement? Why were all officers on the scene ordered to turn over all video of the incident to be confiscated so that your tirade would not go public?
If you can't beat the shit out of them, or in your case; watch your buddies beat the shit out of them, then arrest them and fuck with their lives right, Rob you fucking coward. Keep taking those boxing lessons asshole.
Many of the families who are involved in trying to get answers listen up! Stay the course on Robin Hammer, she's as dirty as they get and she is involved in the coverup. Good luck.
Did any of you notice Hammond at the rally on Saturday? Yes, that's right. She was there.
@1:25
As a citizen, I'm actually shocked that they released those statements. When you combine it with the video which we've all seen numerous times, you know that those statements contradict what actually occurred. Are these people delusional? Have they been living in a world of deception for so long that they don't see what is obvious to anyone with a clear mind? Really, really, REALLY dumb move on APD's part.
Reminds me of the story about the time Marty Chavez put a hurting on his wife, but even the EMT responders report was snatched up.
Temper tantrums in the dog shelter.
Temper tantrums on citizens with his buddy Wheeler in the parking garage.
Temper tantrums on officer involved shooting scenes.
Provoking people at city council meetings.
Taunting protesters.
Snide comments to city council.
It is only a matter of time before this loose cannon does something stupid. How in the hell can you justify this lunatic running a city?
Only in the city of Albuquerque does a crooked mayor give a guy like this a raise. They are all doing everything they can to keep everyone loyal to them. All it is going to take is a federal inquiry to end all of this. They will all turn on eachother like nobody's business.
CRAZY DAN WAS A NIGHTMARE FOR THE COUNTY, A WALKING LAWSUIT FOR ANY WOMEN HE CAME IN CONTACT WITH UNLESS THEY WERE PRETTY. THATS WHY HE HAS A CRUSH AND PROMOTED JESSICA TYLER, HE HAS A MAJOR CRUSH ON HER. SHE COULD OWN THE SHERIFF'S DEPT IF SHE WANTED.
THE GUY LOVES WOMEN UNLESS THEY ARE UGLY OR FAT!
Mayor Berry was stupid when he followed White's advise and promoted Schultz. White has done everything he could to protect himself, never in the best interest of the APD or Sheriff's Dept. White never had any experience to be over APD, being a sheriff of a small dept does not count, look what he did to APD. He's where it all started and Berry was to stupid to stop it by letting White bring in Schultz, Perry and Eden. Yes White pick his friends Schultz, Eden and Perry and look what they have done to the PD. The bad part is that Albuq re elected Berry knowing most of this. Everyone told him White, Schultz, Perry and Eden were bad news, but he did not listed. Now they keeping hiring people to do the job these incompetents can't do, sad part is they just keep hiring other incompetent friend!
Yes we all know that Sheriff Houston was a total idiot that hates fat Catholic women, because the stupid guy admitted it to the news! Yes he likes pretty faces to be around him, one sued and made 700k after turning down his advances. However, the people recognized that fact right away and the old bone head was not re elected, first time in history a sitting sheriff losses an election. You know the people don't like you when you lose to a field of very weak candidates, one with 3 DUI's, and two not s very smart ones. Sheriff Houston was dead last of all those looser. Gosh, Houston even got way less got less votes than Gonzales or Stanley. So had he squeaked by the drunk, these guys would have killed him in the election. So, the system works, as Marty Chavez was run out of town and I am sure Houston, although kissing some ass trying to make friends will be run out of town as well with no friends, just like Chavez was. Neither man will ever be able to get elected for anything ever again and all the friends they thought they had were only their friends while they were in a position of power, look at Chavez now, not a friend anywhere, Houston will be the same.
Now, if the people could just look at Mayor Berry and Perry the way that they looked at Chavez and Houston we could boot these crooks out as well! Nothing worse then dirty politicians and Albuq has had its share and some. All the above mentioned politicians have just been in office for their own political personal gain, they cold care less about the people that elected them or the people that work for them!
Told you about those Repubs..
Is Rob Perry in a relationship? If so maybe his partner could be involved in an accident, he would show up push his WEIGHT around and spilt with her/him. That seems to be the only way we can rid the administration of these Aholes...
The root of Albuquerque and NM's problem explained in 3 minutes:
front.moveon.org/robert-reich-explains-americas-koch-problem
The solution:
Unite to protect and defend what we have left and vote!
Joanna, the unicorn of the IT division and one of the Chiefs traveling crew? Someone check the city checkbook for this retiree. Also check for any and all payments to staffing companies. Any pay increases IPRA them. What would have required Joanna to be on the ground at an anti police rally? What new toy did they test?
Hopefully you boys at APD will see the same with your Mayor, CAO, Chief and his staff.
Here at the sheriff's department the RATS are already jumping ship. They are trying to put some distance from the sheriff, mouthing him , etc, in an attempt to redeem some honor, but these rats, Jason and Matt and some others are finished, they are a*s kissing scum! I know Gonzalez and Baird really wanted a piece of these guys, but they went running. The lame duck sheriff is also brown nosing everyone, both in and out of the department, so they won't hate him as much as they already do! The sheriff and his two hobbits are finished, just wait until they try and come back to ask for anything, Gonzalez and Baird will be waiting as will the rest of us that know everything they did. They will be back trying to kiss a*s asking for shit, that's what they do best! Its great seeing them run with panic about their future! It's payback time boys!
Let's talk about the real problem. It's Susanna "La Tejana" who is the Repub token brown girl, who is at fault here. NO, let me correct that, It's the voters who keep electing her who are at fault here. The Mid-west and South now run NM. Susanna is on remote control from the Repubs who are majority Midwesterners. Susanna, Perry, Berry, Shultz, White, etc. etc. Get them the fuck out of here please!!!!
Chris Huffman Ramirez,
You engage the Eye, and call it irrelevant, yet we do not see you publicly calling out your employer for biased reporting, nor do we see you calling out the (journal) urinal for yellow journalism and providing cover to your former employer Dick "Smallfruit" Berry and his fat little red faced henchman Rob "Joe Pesci, get your finger out of my face, I'll pet the puppies Perry." Why is it that you do not do this? I will tell you why. It is because your career will take a shit. So do us all a favor and shut the fuck up until you are willing to do as you say. And please take that red plus sign butch of yours with you. If he wants to step out and provoke someone other than from behind a keyboard like the vagina he is, I am right here.
Meanwhile quit taking information from people that is given to you, and acting like you are breaking the story. You couldn't break a fucking candy cane. Keep fucking around and we'll see who the light of truth and information gets shined brightly on next. Never trust a guy with hands softer than a woman's
I found a club that Perry can be president of.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/26/alcohol-deaths-states-us_n_5532034.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cresponsive-tablet%7Cdl7%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D494195
You filth drive people to this. No wonder New Mexico is number one! Another great list to be at the top of.
I have word for you!
That was not an earthquake in Demming!
It was us! We are pissed!
We are tired of cops anally probing citizens!
Leave the probing to us please.
Thank you,
He will bring them death and failure, and the people will love him for it.
She can't , they own her. She made a deal with devil and she knows it.
My team and I can't wait for that little fat sucking troll Gonzales to be gone, he's lost without Katz! To bad, Baird wanted a piece of him!
I can't wait until all those losers upstair, except Chief Rees are gone! They are worthless as can be. Not to mention they are all in for themselves, not the dept or the citizens. I espcially can't wait unit that old loser Houston is gone, yeah, the fat side kick also.
It will be good times not matter which one we get, gozalez or Baird, at least they are modern day cops, not like the old fart we have now, he's embarrassing. We have the oldest boss, he's like as old as dirt and dumb as a post! See you old man!
@1:25
Let's not forget the missing lapel cam footage. Curious the part missing contains something to the effect of "I'm going to shoot him in the dick" Wonder why that wasn't allowed out???
Dan Houston is a POS and I am glad he lost the election. He treats women and his employees like second rate citizens unless the women are attractive. has he looked in the mirror, scary.
He can kiss all the butt he wants, but when Manny becomes sheriff, Manny will extend the same demeanor that he received from Houston, many has not forgot. Lets see, the threated demotions, attempted forcing out of the sheriff's position early, demanded an office on the 5th floor, etc! Houston, we didn't forget. Enjoy your last few months then get the frick out and leave town! Oh yeah, don't bother showing your face, we don't want to see it! Take all your a*s kissers with you. We know who they all are.
Sheriff Houston is a POS and I am so happy he lost the election. His treatment of women and his employees is just horrible. This man has no business in LE! He's kissing a lot of a#* right now trying to make friends, but when Manny becomes sheriff, he still remembers what you did to him ref the threatened demotions, trying to take the sheriff's job early, the demanded office on the 5th fl, and so on. Kiss all the butt you want, but come a few months from now, get the frink out Houston and take your a*# kissing crew with you. We don't want to see your faces coming around either! Just get out and go away!
From: Commander, Section II, Alien Research Force: 6/29, 5:06pm has given you an unauthorized, but courteous, warning concerning who IS and who ISN'T trained and authorized to perform anal probing for research. I lack the "courteous" concept, but I will tell you plainly: any Earthling found to have administered an unapproved anal probe to another Earthling will be put into isolation by Alien Regulators and be subjected to the next level of intensity of our Alien research anal probe. I cannot translate the name of this procedure from our language to yours' but in my travels I saw drawings of similar equipment on the side of a truck. The name associated with the drawing was "Roto-Rooter".
Do you have the rank of Major in the Alien Army? Because If so, you should also warn those that may violate rule number 1, article 4 in the Alien Anal Probing Duty Manual that they may also be subject to the removal of their ears by electrical shock for their failure to obey this order.
5:47,
You are hilarious! Love the analogy and the black humor. We need more of this in this city and state. The drama is intensifying and it will be even greater if Martinez gets reelected. A good laugh as we see our city and state crumbling before our eyes is good medicine for the heart and soul. Keep up the good work!
Ref 8:02 When Scott is elected sheriff, he's got a bone to pic with dumb shit Dan and his cronies. DS Dan treated him like shit the entire time he was a chief! Dan and his cronies will will need to get the hell out of dodge and stay gone! threy will not be welcomed.
Here's your typical politician who will do, as well as say anything to win. Berry and Perry are typical of this type of behavior! Dan Houston had promised his undersheriff's job to 5 separate people in an attempt to garner their support. Several donated large sums of cash,(NM Campaign Finance info System) It's a NM political site, listing political contributions. Others attempted to use their political influence. Topping the list is Larry Sontagg, NM Business Coalition Owner, Mike Castro, Roadrunner Development, Bill Read, realtor property owner, Darrel Kindig, security company owner and Marie Signs, activist. All were promised the job and are listed buy their importance. Our sources tell us that Sontagg was the inside man, but the others were unaware he had the inside track and had been promised the position. Houston needed Sontagg's political clout to try and cloud his poor reputation and use Sontagg's political coalition to garner votes. Well, it didn't work. Scott will now be sheriff!
Mr. Houston lost my vote because he's a hypocrite! He mouthed Sheriffs White and Gonzalez, calling them tyrants and poor stewards of the taxpayer's money, but he did far things worse than White and Gonzalez, being a tyrant himself, spending taxpayer money for his own personal gain, lawsuits and poor poor treatment of his employees. That's why so many of his close personal staff left him, he is a huge liability.
Houston attacked Scott Baird about having DUI's, but yet it was Houston who was his biggest advocate. Houston not only promoted Scott Baird to Captain, but also to Chief Deputy all in 6 months. That's unheard of, only in politics! He then put Baird in charge of the traffic and DUI programs! DUI's were not an issue for Houston when he was promoting and taking Scott Baird's money! So it clearly shows what a hypocrite he really is and that's why he lost my vote. Hope the next sheriff is much better than Houston was!
From: Commander, Section II, Alien Research Force: 7-2, 5:11am; You advance me with your words. I am now appreciating you quite much. Thank you.
7-1, 10:53pm; I have not a conversion of Earthling rank "major" to our system. Perhaps I can clarify to you that my position is in charge of all Aliens assigned to your sector. Again, I cannot visualize your meaning to be conveyed by "removal of their ears by electrical shock". My experience with Earthlings who fail a probe scan and choose to defy proper instructions respond immediately to laser removal of that highly worshipped but insignificant little fish bait dangling from their lower body between their legs.
Oh whatever ..
7:06am - Are you bored? Go turn on "Animal Planet" and jack off again.
Anyone caught using proprietary Alien Anal Probing technology will suffer electrical removal of the ear lobes. They will then be stretched out, dyed red, and reattached to your freshly shorn heads as foreskins so that you can worthlessly walk around behind chicken wire. Your new name will be Cock. Occupants of the 5th and 11th floors of the City of Albuquerque Main and City Hall buildings are exempt from having to be found guilty and can just step to the front of the line right now. Now back to your cages cocks.
I remember when Houston and Baird were in the newspaper hand n hand, Houston seemed to sure like Baird and his DWI's then. Houston quickly promoted Baird to Chief, so much for Houston worring about DWI's! Houston just wanted Baird's support and money! That's greed!
Poor Kirby
I can't wait until Manny gets elected, its time to take the Sheriffs office back from the extreme right. Baird is an elder at Legacy church, all in bed with the Martinez Administration. You can bet all the Republicans including Koch brothers will be trying to own the Sheriffs Office! Watch it unfold! Baird will be doing photo ops with Berry and Martinez before long.
Legacy Church. I attended. Nice organization. But the headman kept pushing tithing. And saying that if you don't want to tithe... get out. So. I got out. Good works and all, but Jesus never asked for money
Jesus is probably laughing about "tithing". What kind of car does the "headman" drive? What size house does he live in and where is it located?
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