Hi, and Merry Christmas!
Last week someone had their head caved in, and our homicide count is over the record 73 now. We heard the media start to call out this administration, as the homicide toll was reaching the record, but now it’s crickets about how now we have surpassed the record.
A cat was cut in half. Innocent people are still arrested by incompetent detectives, crime is still out of control, and the lies just keep coming. Below is a list of current articles that will be sure to displease you, and make you really think about how things are being handled.
But as usual, the media’s priorities fall into place. We have two gruesome homicides last night, but these clowns want to make the front page story some bullshit about who is going to be the next UNM Lobos coach. And what sick piece of excrement cuts a cat in half? The next serial murderer. That is who. We suggest you check out the recent ABQ REPORT articles we have linked at the bottom of the list of stories.
To all of this we don’t even know what to tell the citizens because we thought Mayor Keller would have rectified the wrongs and did the right thing but like most in the Democratic Party these days all he cares about is the optics and his ongoing hollow PR campaign.
Keep telling everyone you need technology when everyone knows it’s competent people pounding the ground that is needed. Keep buying multi million dollar aircraft when you can’t invest in quality street cops because nobody knows how to be a cop anymore.
YET ANOTHER HOMICIDE INVESTIGATION
AND ANOTHER PERSON FOUND DEAD
17 YEAR OLD GIRL WRONGFULLY ARRESTED BY INCOMPETENT APD DETECTIVE JESSE CARTER
CAT FOUND CUT IN TWO
ABQ REPORT ARTICLE ON FALSE ARREST LOLZ
ABQ REPORT SHIP OF FOOLS NO LEADERSHIP ARTICLE
ABQ REPORT KELLER TURNING INTO BERRY MORE LOLZZZZ
AFTER READING THE ABOVE ARTICLES, WE’RE SURE OUR MAYOR SHOULD BE SINGING THIS LITTLE GEM AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE THIS YEAR!
THANKS FOR A GREAT COUPLE YEARS TIMMY BOY! SING ON MOTHERF$#@ER!
ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US... A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 4TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE SIXTH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, FIVE PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 7TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 7 MORE ART BUS CRASHES, 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 8TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 8 CITY ATTORNEYS LYING, 7 MORE ART BUS CRASHES, 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 9 BUDDY FUCKERS, 8 CITY ATTORNEYS LYING, 7 MORE ART BUS CRASHES, 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 10TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 10 HOTDOGS FOR DEPUTY CHIEF HAROLD MEDINA, 9 BUDDY FUCKERS, 8 CITY ATTORNEYS LYING, 7 MORE ART BUS CRASHES, 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 11TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 11 MORE FREE CRIMINALS, 10 HOTDOGS FOR DEPUTY POLICE CHIEF HAROLD MEDINA, 9 BUDDY FUCKERS, 8 CITY ATTORNEYS LYING, 7 MORE ART BUS CRASHES, 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.
ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MAYOR KELLER GAVE TO US 12 EXCUSES EXCUSING, 11 MORE FREE CRIMINALS, 10 HOTDOGS FOR POLICE CHIEF HAROLD MEDINA, 9 BUDDY FUCKERS, 8 CITY ATTORNEYS LYING, 7 MORE ART BUS CRASHES, 6 USELESS DEPUTY POLICE CHIEFS, 5 PEOPLE FALSLY ARRESTED, 4 CRIME STAT LIES, 3 SMASHED IN HEADS, 2 ART BUS CRASHES, AND A CAT CUT IN HALF IN A BACKYARD.